Bishop Pero Fernandes

"The locals, impressed with the glorious civilization the bishop represented and eager to absorb it in its totality, prompty ate him."

Well great goddamn. Not only is that a sentence, that's almost a life story, it say everything. it tells the before the after the cause the consequences. It's truly brilliant. Whish I knew who wrote it. I think I cut the clipping from an inflight magazine.